Brian was the victim of a poisoned cake. While his friend Tyler was able to alert him of the attack over the phone, Brian continued to eat it. Eventually the poison caused him to cry and vomit blood, neither of which detered him from eating more of the cake. Finally he became disoriented and kept repeating "Uh-OH" until his death. Prior to his death he had aquired nine points on a free chipotle card. Tyler is presumed to have taken this from his corpse. Brian was played by Robert Benfer.
- Brian's blood is actually a red water