The Hotdog Job is the 11th and 12th episode of Klay World Series season one, both parts respectively.
Plot[]
"My life sucks, so I sell hot dogs. I'm selling hot dogs because my life sucks." - First lines, from hot dog salesman
The episode begins with a hot dog vendor being confronted by his boss, Chester. Chester complains about the vendor's inability to sell hot dogs and abruptly leaves while advising him. Soon, a klayman appears repeating this random phrase; he pauses in front of the hot dog stall and professes his love of hot dogs; despite stating his wish to order a hot dog, he simply walks away repeating the same phrase. The vendor then spends a long time attempting to sell his hot dogs for five minutes while falling asleep and being talked by a random stranger.
After five minutes, the vendor decides to leave just as a customer abruptly arrives and asks for a hot dog. The customer eats the hot dog before entering a stupor that causes him to jump off the table. The vendor is surprised when an unusual klayman arrives, the God of Hotdogs. The God vows to help the vendor make his hotdogs taste better; he tries to prove this by holding a hotdog and doing some random things that appear ineffective. When the hot dog unexpectedly falls over, the god grabs his wand and shocks it, not knowing its effect. The hot dog then exhibits sentience and proposes eating the vendor's toes. When the vendor asks him to return the hot dog to normal, the God admits that he's not who he said he was. While explaining, the hot dog rips through his chest and causes him to bleed. After the God collapses, the vendor starts running around with the hot dog chasing him.
Two klaymen witness the chaos occurring. One of them is uninterested, instead concerned about his lucky marshmallow that he just ate. The other enters the confrontation and is bitten on the neck by the hot dog; his head's skin falls off and he falls dead quickly. The other klayman joins in, looking for his marshmallow, and bites into the hot dog. He exhibits similar behavior to the other man who ate the hot dog and jumps off the table, though to the vendor's permission. After this, the vendor walks home, ignoring a customer's request. The customer resorts to getting the hot dog himself, only to find the stall overrun by living hot dogs and getting killed.
Quotes[]
- "Macaroni, Macaroni, Macaroni, Macaroni. Put the cheese in the noodles, and what do you get?"
- "Are they really that bad?" "Yes they are!"
- "I'm gonna eat your toes!"
- "This is my lucky marshmallow. I love my lucky marshmallow, I don't know what I'd do without it."