Funny Sticks

Funny sticks is a particularly brutal game played by Klaymen.

The rules are ill-defined but it involves stabbing your opponent with large white sticks. It is first initiated by throwing the opponent to the ground and beating them. Then sticks are inserted into the back. At this point apples are needed but their exact funtion is unknown. The apples could be used to balance on the sticks. No player may they remove any sticks which have already been inserted. It is also illegal to quit the game part way through(unless someone cheats). It can be played with only two but a larger number is considered more fun.