"Even if you dont feel good on the outside, you'll still look good on the outside"
-Robert Benfer

MILEZ-O-SMILEZ (also referred to as the Smilyzer) is a product designed by Robert Benfer to force a smile onto the faces of the painfully unhappy. It maybe purchased for $49.99. 


By all appearances the MILEZ-O-SMILEZ is just a wooden plank with duct tape attatched. However the process behind its construction requires complex mathematics.


  • After removal, sticky residue from the tape may be left on the wearer's face. 
  • Dont put it on backwords.