The Big Lamp is a lamp that a klayman by the name of Chad wanted to climb up and betted his friend 50 moneys that he could. The friend told him that he cannot do it because it's shaped weird. Chad's friend then called his other friend, Tommy, to tell him about it. Tommy said that Chad can do it and betted Chad's friend a hundred moneys. Later on, Chad was not feeling good, but his friend didn't believe him and believed that it was just his way of not paying up his 50 moneys and getting away with it. Chad then crawled away. Getting upset, Chad's friend wanted Tommy to pay up the hundred moneys that he betted. Tommy replied that he'd rather squish his own head than to give him his money.